panyabanjoko

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7 Things I Don’t Like About Men!!

on February 25, 2012

1. The pretence that they can’t multi-task when really they can! (yes I’ve seen them scratching their hairy bits, whilst drinking beer and watching football).

2. They always seem to have copious carrier bags filled with fuses, wires, flexes, plugs, nails and other useless bits that they might one day use but never do!!! (And they’ll never let you throw them out.) (Tip: Do it whilst they’re not looking that’s what I do!!!)

3. They forget important anniversaries such as the first time you went to the cinema together or had a fish and chip supper…

4. They can be very lazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. They don’t talk much and when they do it’s about, computers, cars and gadgets…(yawn!!!)

6. They never tell the truth, e.g always saying ‘NO’ to the question ‘does my bum look big in this?’ when really you have an arse the size of an elephant!!! And had they told you the truth you wouldn’t spend the best part of an afternoon in the changing room of your favourite shop trying to squeeze into a pair of size 10 trousers when really you should have asked for a size 14!!!

7. They never take a hint, e.g ‘chocolates are really nice’ means I’d like chocolates please and ‘fine’ means it’s not!!!

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