panyabanjoko

Poetry, stories and knitting

7 Things I Like About Men!

on February 24, 2012

1. They get dressed quickly… so there’s never any waiting for them to get ready!

2. They don’t worry about much… I envy this because I worry about lots.

3. They’re excellent at reverse parking… something I’ve still to master!

4. Once they’ve decided you’re the one… they don’t care how rough you might look.

5. They know how to massage egos, e.g ‘does my bum look big in this?’ usually gets the reply ‘no babes you’re perfect!’

6. They do all the dirty jobs… putting the bin out, unblocking toilets…

7. They pay for you at the cinema, restaurants… (If yours doesn’t then it’s time to get a new one!!!)

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